i need a 3 hour kiss
I legit kissed someone for 2 hours straight once…man, my life has really gone downhill
I dont even know anymore, man. It’s all just become way too fucking vague for me. I’m so fucking tired to deal with this shit man, holy christ..
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
cringes here’s a comic I guess
everything freaks me out and everyone is lonely
“I want to be held and told my name. I want to be valued, in ways that I am not; I want to be more than valuable. I repeat my former name; remind myself of what I once could do, how others saw me. I want to steal something.”
― Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale